Before all the plastic surgery. They don’t even look like this anymore.
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
someone bring their soft lady parts over here for me to snuggle on.
I am completely ashamed of my new found love for Gossip Girl and Chuck Bass….. something about him just does it for me. Probably because he’s shifty and sneaky like me lol
Fuck that bitch. You’re the shit.
i miss you.